The Booty Files

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The Case of the Blue Mega Booty

The original booty on the bottom is nice, but somebody thought it needed to look a lot more like a giant blueberry. 

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35-24-35: WHAT THE WINNER OF MY BOTW GETS: daily solo promos (3 basics per day + 1 daily screenshot promo) help with voting, etc… a link in my sidebar for a week at least 500+ new followers WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: reblog this post (reblog more times to increase your chances) follow me wait until monday 27th may when I’ll announce 5 lucky bloggers! want to incease your chances even more? write a post with why you want to be my blog of the week (botw) and why I should choose you to be one of the lucky 5 and tag it with “352435botw” WHAT’S NEXT: those 5 winners will get into my poll they’ll ask their followers to vote for them the blog with the most votes wins! the poll closes on sunday 2nd june at 11:59pm THIS IS WORTH ENTERING BECAUSE YOU WILL GAIN A LOT :D ♥ 35-24-35? Only if she’s 5’3”. I don’t usually do much self-promo, but I figured why not try this…  This is a secondary blog, so no yelling at me for not following you. I should be the blog of the week because I like em round and big, but only if they aren’t photoshopped. Then I prefer them small and real. Also, I probably have the most unique “booty blog” on Tumblr, so that should count for something. 

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WHAT THE WINNER OF MY BOTW GETS:

  1. daily solo promos (3 basics per day + 1 daily screenshot promo)
  2. help with voting, etc…
  3. a link in my sidebar for a week
  4. at least 500+ new followers

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:

  1. reblog this post (reblog more times to increase your chances)
  2. follow me
  3. wait until monday 27th may when I’ll announce 5 lucky bloggers!
  4. want to incease your chances even more? write a post with why you want to be my blog of the week (botw) and why I should choose you to be one of the lucky 5 and tag it with “352435botw”

WHAT’S NEXT:

  1. those 5 winners will get into my poll
  2. they’ll ask their followers to vote for them
  3. the blog with the most votes wins!
  4. the poll closes on sunday 2nd june at 11:59pm

THIS IS WORTH ENTERING BECAUSE YOU WILL GAIN A LOT :D ♥

35-24-35? Only if she’s 5’3”. I don’t usually do much self-promo, but I figured why not try this… 

This is a secondary blog, so no yelling at me for not following you.

I should be the blog of the week because I like em round and big, but only if they aren’t photoshopped. Then I prefer them small and real.

Also, I probably have the most unique “booty blog” on Tumblr, so that should count for something. 

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The Booty Files jumped up over 1k followers this weekend! So many people out there interested in truth, booty, and justice for all! I’m celebrating with a Dani Daniels booty shot. Not quite as cool as celebrating with shots off Dani Daniels’ booty, but this is the internet and I’ll take what I can get.

The Booty Files jumped up over 1k followers this weekend! So many people out there interested in truth, booty, and justice for all!

I’m celebrating with a Dani Daniels booty shot. Not quite as cool as celebrating with shots off Dani Daniels’ booty, but this is the internet and I’ll take what I can get.

(Source: missdanidaniels)

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